I got a really big sexual problem and need your advise. I am married for 13 years now. Prior to our marriage I asked my wife to sign a contract in which I am guaranteed to have sex with her 3 times a week in the first 20 years, twice in the following ten, once in the following ten and in a case to case basis afterwards. It is my choice when (on which days of the week) we have sex. This week I was fucking horny but said to myself that I would save my three days until I can`t wait anymore. Yesterday my wifes granny died. However I was so fucking horny that I told her today that I want to spend one of the three days right now and wanted to lay her. Her answer was that I am a sick person and I should fuck myself. If I want to have sex with someone I should go to a prostitute. I am fucking mad about her now and think of getting divorced from her. What would you do in my situation? I mean we have a contract and she broke it. This is no joke It is a serious problem for me. I told her earlier today that I will leave our house for the next two days and stay in a hotel. Right now I feel so horny again that I am about to go back home and ask her to either have sex with me or I will see my lawyer tomorrow. I mean it is bad for her that her granny died but we have a contract.
Is this you
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
My theory - If you were any good at what you do, you wouldn't need a contract
dude i would move to the city where that school is going to give birth control pills to 11 year old girls....fuck the hell out of a 11 year old...that will solve your problem...and the best part is she wont get pregnant and probably does not have any disease yet since you will be one of the first in line....
women are all hos.....i hope you realize that now...she probably does not want any because she is fucking the pool boy on the side......get a divorce and just go fuck one of the MANY, MANY other married women who want another **** instead of that boring husband/boyfriend of theirs. :smoker2:
women are all hos.....i hope you realize that now...she probably does not want any because she is fucking the pool boy on the side......get a divorce and just go fuck one of the MANY, MANY other married women who want another **** instead of that boring husband/boyfriend of theirs. :smoker2:
I think you really only have two options. The first one is to kill yourself. The second one is to beat the shit out of your wife. Any other option makes you a p.ussy ass motherfucker.
It's up to you. Pick either one, but either way know that you are a fucking cunt for 1) asking your wife to sign a contract about sex 2) posting about it on a message board. Good night, f.aggot.
hno:If you were any good at what you do, you wouldn't need a contract
A good and likely theory.
however i am really good according to my wife.
Mmm. And all our mummies tell us we're such good looking boys.
fuck the hell out of a 11 year old...that will solve your problem
And create many new ones.
I am fucking mad about her now and think of getting divorced from her.
This would be a good thing for her, and it will be your most expensive piece of arse ever.
I told her earlier today that I will leave our house for the next two days and stay in a hotel.
Things will go downhill from here. She assumes you will hire a hooker.
A good and likely theory.
however i am really good according to my wife.
Mmm. And all our mummies tell us we're such good looking boys.
fuck the hell out of a 11 year old...that will solve your problem
And create many new ones.
I am fucking mad about her now and think of getting divorced from her.
This would be a good thing for her, and it will be your most expensive piece of arse ever.
I told her earlier today that I will leave our house for the next two days and stay in a hotel.
Things will go downhill from here. She assumes you will hire a hooker.
